Trivia Of Worldwide Renown THIS FRIDAY 1/27!

Mon, 01/23/2023 - 1:30pm by YourWFTHost

Society,

Are you or someone you know in desperate need of I don't know some kind of situation in which some jerk throws questions at you and you're like oh I think I know that one? Or a similar situation in which a similar jerk puts the same questions or even DIFFERENT questions up your face and you're like hey come on that feels really weird but I think I know that one? Or an even similarer situation in which you're like ugh just tell me when the next

WORLD FAMOUS TRIVIA THIS FRIDAY 1/23* 5:30PM @ WESTGATE BRANCH

is?

Guess what I know that situation and I can even provide you with it freeeeee of charge (besides precious hours before you perish)! Thus it is my terrible delight to recommend, without a moment's glance, to you, society, the very thing upon which you may answer questions that have been carelessly placed up your face. It's for this on this date at this time at that:

WORLD FAMOUS TRIVIA THIS FRIDAY 1/23* 5:30PM @ WESTGATE BRANCH

And if you're not into any of it, might I recommend a variety of other information-tainment activities that are probably happening around the world just for you:

-nap

-itching

-funeral

-gravy

-trivia

 

Something I haven't mentioned yet: https://aadl.org/node/611772

Something I will mention after one of these words I'm typing: https://aadl.org/worldfamoustrivia

See you Friday for prizes, disgizes, surprizes, french frizes, global crizes, chicken pot pizes, The Sun Also Rizes, and probably fun.

 

Your host on Friday,

 

Christian, Friday's host

 

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*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ my invaluable co-host Court the Court-host most graciously pointed out to me that TODAY is 1/23 and of course WFT is not TODAY but

 

WORLD FAMOUS TRIVIA THIS FRIDAY 1/27 5:30PM @ WESTGATE BRANCH

 

As we all know, Court is way smarter than I am and will now be hosting World Famous Trivia forever and I am abolishing this email list also forever or AT LEAST for the next thirty minutes as a show of disrespect to myself.

FRIDAY 1/27

See you then unless you're too grossed out by my disprofessionalariumism. Though to be fair it says 1/27 everywhere else. Just not on the million dollar marquee AADL just bought for us.

 

Your former host,

 

Christian